If we shipped Steve and Sherlock we could call it CapsLock
AND ALL THE FANFICTION WOULD BE TYPED LIKE THIS
Which means Thor will have written it.
I LOVE TUMBLR.
I LIKE IT.
STEVE GRABBED THE ALL-OBSERVING MAN, AND WITH THE PASSION OF A HUNDRED WARRIORS, THEY ENGAGED IN INTIMATE MOUTH TO MOUTH ACTION, MUCH TO MY PERSONAL SATISFACTION.
Meet Ophelia from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, she is about to take her own life. This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
GUYS WHERE DO YOU WATCH THISSSSSSS WHERE IS THIS?
does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you like not like touching you like i am touching you or like sexually just like feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and youre like oh this person is alive too
omg today in french i learned that the name for an “internet user” is “un internaut” and i laughed for like 10 minutes okay it’s an INTERNAUT LIKE AN ASTRONAUT FOR THE INTERNET
WATCH EVERY EVERYONE, I AM AN INTERNAUT
HERE TO DO SCIENCE TO YOUR INTERNETS
SERIOUS BLOGGING HAPPENING HERE
i just got like 5 messages asking me to make this rebloggable, so
EVEN CHRIS?!!?! REALLY!?!?!??!?!
OMG THIS HAS TO HAPPEN I CANT EVEN
Pumpkin Pie Milkshakes.
Ingredients & Measurements:
- 2 cups Vanilla Ice Cream
- 1/2 cup Milk
- 1/4 cup Cream or Half & Half
- 1 Tbsp Vanilla Extract
- 2/3 Pureed Pumpkin
- 1/2 Tbsp Pumpkin Pie Spice
- 1/3 Cup Graham Cracker Crumbs
- 2-3 oz. Bourbon
- Frosting & Sprinkles
Add all ingredients to a blender until mixed well. Rim glasses with a very light coating of frosting and dip in sprinkles. Pour the shake into the cup and sprinkle cinnamon on top. Top with whipped cream if you want & enjoy!
DYING because this looks fucking delicious.
A light sculpture that turns the room into a tangle of branches and trees. The lamp is made by using a special 3D-printing technique and the lamp can be manufactured in various sizes as necessary.
OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD WHY IS THIS NOT SOMETHING I HAVE
It started as a joke because my friend bought a crap load of bootleg Alpacasso from Taiwan and now everyone I know has one of these. I decided to cross all the alpacas with a Pokemon of their choice and before I knew it, there are 9 of them :3
From the top:
Alpazard (Charizard), Alpakachu (Pikachu), Alpix (Vulpix)
Alpacapi (Togepi), Alpacoddish (Oddish). Alpacion (typhlosion)
Alpacreon (Umbreon), Alpafeon (Leafeon), Alpactrio (Dugtrio)
OMG SASHA! SASHHHHHAAAA! LOOK!!!!
favourite ships barney stinson & robin scherbatsky
AU: “They say my father always travels with a companion.” “What’s that?” “Someone to keep him safe. Someone to keep him company. So what do you say?” “Say to what?” “Fancy a trip?”
Requested by elanchana.
If someone has not written this I will be very sad.
Brain, stop. You won’t write this. You have other things to write. STAWP.
Call Me Maybe
fandom: The Avengers
music: Carly Rae Jepsen
content notes: none
summary: Hey, I just met you…
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